- Rachel Green: I thought Joey and I would be OK once we hung out but it's like we don't even know how to be with each other anymore.
- Chandler Bing: I know it's tough now, but things will get better.
- Rachel Green: How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse to the point where we can't even be in the same room with each other?
- Chandler Bing: I'm not great at the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
- Monica Geller-Bing: [holding Chandler's CD] Honey? The Miami Vice soundtrack? Really?
- Chandler Bing: They were just giving those away at the store... in exchange for money.
- Jim: I write... Erotic novels, for children.
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh my God!
- Jim: They're wildly unpopular... and it might interest you to know that I have a PhD.
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh yeah?
- Jim: Yup, A pretty *huge d...*
- Monica Geller-Bing: Honey? Why is the Bruce Springsteen CD in the Cat Stevens case?
- Chandler Bing: Let's just say if I can't find the right CD case I just put them in the nearest one.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Ok, well, where's the Cat Stevens CD?
- Chandler Bing: In the James Taylor case.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Where's the James Taylor CD?
- Chandler Bing: Honey, I'll save you some time: two hundred CDs? Not one of them in the right case.