Full House (TV Series)
Fast Friends (1993)
Jodie Sweetin: Stephanie Tanner
Quotes
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Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner : [in an attempt to dry her hands, Stephanie has wrapped herself in toilet paper] You know, these things should really come with instructions.
Mickey : Yeah, it is pretty complicated.
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Mickey : Hey Steph, You wanna do something after school?
Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner : Ah, I do, but my lungs don't.
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Gia Mahan : Sixth graders are a waste of skin.
Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner : You should know. You were there for three years.
Gia Mahan : It was two. So ha!
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Jesse Katsopolis : So Olga, did you smoke?
Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner : [faking Swedish accent] Almost, but no.
Jesse Katsopolis : Well Olga, in America almost but no is thumbs-upsky.
Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner : Maybe thumbs-upsky for you, Mr. Radio Man... but I want my friends to like me.
Donna Jo 'D.J.' Margaret Tanner : Well I think if you have to smoke for her to be your friend she's not a very good friend.
Kimmy Gibbler : That's right, a true friend likes you for who you are, and how much money you have.
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Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner : [about Mickey] Why do you hate her?
Danny Tanner : I don't hate her.
Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner : Well you don't like her!
Danny Tanner : I don't even know her!
Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner : But you think you do, and you're wrong! Whatever you're thinking, you're wrong!
[storms out]
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Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner : [on why she won't smoke] I'm trying to quit. You should have seen my last chest x-ray.