- Aaron Bailey: [after looking in refrigerator] This fridge is a joke! No Ding-Dongs, no Ho-Ho's, no Nutty Buddy's... it's bone-dry!
- Danny Tanner: I have raisins.
- Aaron Bailey: I'm allergic to raisins. My lips blow up and I can't talk when I eat raisins!
- Danny Tanner: ...raisins it is then!
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: [in an attempt to dry her hands, Stephanie has wrapped herself in toilet paper] You know, these things should really come with instructions.
- Mickey: Yeah, it is pretty complicated.
- Mickey: Hey Steph, You wanna do something after school?
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: Ah, I do, but my lungs don't.
- Gia Mahan: Sixth graders are a waste of skin.
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: You should know. You were there for three years.
- Gia Mahan: It was two. So ha!
- Steven 'Steve' Hale: Kissing a girl who smokes is like kissing an ash tray.
- Donna Jo 'D.J.' Margaret Tanner: What ash tray have you been kissing?
- Steven 'Steve' Hale: My Aunt Ida. I mean I love her, but she smokes so much, her Dalmatian is all black.
- Jesse Katsopolis: So Olga, did you smoke?
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: [faking Swedish accent] Almost, but no.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Well Olga, in America almost but no is thumbs-upsky.
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: Maybe thumbs-upsky for you, Mr. Radio Man... but I want my friends to like me.
- Donna Jo 'D.J.' Margaret Tanner: Well I think if you have to smoke for her to be your friend she's not a very good friend.
- Kimmy Gibbler: That's right, a true friend likes you for who you are, and how much money you have.
- Joey Gladstone: You know, Olga, you sound like you have a nice voice, you don't want to smoke, you'd sound like Yosemite Sam with a tumbleweed stuck in his throat.
- [brash voice]
- Joey Gladstone: Oooh I hate that ra-ra-ra-
- [chokes]
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: [about Mickey] Why do you hate her?
- Danny Tanner: I don't hate her.
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: Well you don't like her!
- Danny Tanner: I don't even know her!
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: But you think you do, and you're wrong! Whatever you're thinking, you're wrong!
- [storms out]
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: [on why she won't smoke] I'm trying to quit. You should have seen my last chest x-ray.