Full House (TV Series)
Knock Yourself Out (1987)
John Stamos: Jesse Cochran
Quotes
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Daniel 'Danny' Tanner : [Jesse and Joey babysat an ill Michelle] She had a little cold? How do you know she had a cold?
Jesse Katsopolis : She had a cough and a runny nose and no fever.
Daniel 'Danny' Tanner : She should have fluids.
Jesse Katsopolis , Joseph 'Joey' Gladstone : Done.
Daniel 'Danny' Tanner : We should call the doctor.
Jesse Katsopolis , Joseph 'Joey' Gladstone : Done.
Daniel 'Danny' Tanner : Really? Has she had her cough medicine?
Jesse Katsopolis , Joseph 'Joey' Gladstone : Done.
Daniel 'Danny' Tanner : Oh. How about changing her diaper?
Jesse Katsopolis , Joseph 'Joey' Gladstone : Good night.
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Jesse Katsopolis : [Michelle coughs] You girls ever hear that cough before?
Stephanie Tanner : It sounds like a hairball.
Jesse Katsopolis : Come on, Steph, babies don't get...
[Turns to Joey]
Jesse Katsopolis : Do babies get hairballs?
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Jesse Katsopolis : [On the phone with Michelle's doctor about her cough] Her nose? Yeah, it's running like a fountain. What's coming out of it? Diet cola!
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Jesse Katsopolis : Of course I know how to take her temperature. You simply put the thermometer under her...
[Listens on the phone]
Jesse Katsopolis : You put it where? Joey, it's for you!
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Jesse Katsopolis : [Jesse comes up the stairs up to his neck with junk food and a six-pack of orange soda draped over his head] All right, girls, this should last us through the first round.
D.J. Tanner : [she and Stephanie come out to the hallway] Uncle Jesse, we changed our mind. We're going to watch the fight downstairs.
Jesse Katsopolis : Freeze, ankle-biters! This is far as your Uncle Lunch Wagon goes.
D.J. Tanner : [to Stephanie] Ooh, look, it's Uncle Bad Attitude!