- Jesse Katsopolis: Guess what two wacky radio show hosts have an audition for their very own late-night, wacky TV show?
- Rebecca 'Becky' Katsopolis: Casey Kasem and Howard Stern?
- Jesse Katsopolis: I'll give you a hint: one of them is the father of your children.
- Rebecca 'Becky' Katsopolis: Well, I said Howard Stern.