Full House (TV Series)

The Big Three-O (1987)

John Stamos: Jesse Cochran

Quotes 

• Joey Gladstone : Okay, here's the plan. First, we hide the seat covers.

  Jesse Cochran : Hide the seat covers. All right.

  [Puts them in cabinet] 

  Jesse Cochran : Now what?

  Joey Gladstone : Look, it's tough enough for Danny turning 30. It's his birthday and you gotta promise me you're not gonna ruin it for him.

  Jesse Cochran : Okay, I promise.

  Joey Gladstone : Then, we have to make sure that he has the best time he's ever had in his entire life.

  Jesse Cochran : Good. We'll do that.

  Joey Gladstone : Then in the afterglow, you'll sit him down and gently rip his heart out.

  Jesse Cochran : Couldn't you come up with a happier ending?

  Joey Gladstone : Yeah, the car fairy shows up and makes everything wonderful.

• Danny Tanner : You two were the yo-yos?

  Jesse Cochran : Yo.

  Joey Gladstone : Yo.

• Jesse Cochran : Bullet was in an accident.

  Danny Tanner : Is he alright?

  Jesse Cochran : [Nods head]  No. This is what's happening. I'm coming out of Pep Boys, right, with your wonderful, yet, essentially useless party gift. And this idiot plowed right into the back of Bullet, right? It sends him down the hill, through this guardrail, into the air, where he did a full gain and he lands in the bay and sank... like a stone. But look, Bullet went out with a blaze of glory.

  Danny Tanner : [laughs]  For a second, you had me going. He sank to the bottom of the bay...

  [laughs again] 

  Danny Tanner : Do you know what a car would look like if it sank to the bottom of the bay?

  [laughs and walks out the door. Stops when he sees the car] 

• Jesse Cochran : It's gonna be quite difficult to get a good price for the car if you're actually kissing the car.