Full House (TV Series)

Up on the Roof (1995)

Andrea Barber: Kimmy Gibbler

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• D.J. Tanner : Kimmy, this whole thing was our idea. We can't let Uncle Jesse take the blame for it.

  Kimmy Gibbler : Well, he doesn't want you to take the blame. You'll be kicked out of school. You won't go to college. Everything you've worked for will go down the drain.

  D.J. Tanner : 3DJ: Well, what are they going to do to him?

  Kimmy Gibbler : Shave his head, toss him in the clink and make him listen to his own singing. Poor sap. Oh, well. Let's go grab a burger.

• Kimmy Gibbler : Deej, meet the answer to our prayers.

  [Duane walks in the room] 

  D.J. Tanner : Apparently, we had a bad connection.

• Jesse Katsopolis : It's a good thing you got that prank done. It looks like it's going to pour.

  D.J. Tanner : Oh, my gosh. Kimmy, Robolard's car's on the roof.

  Kimmy Gibbler : I know, I can't get over it either.

  D.J. Tanner : With the top down. Kimmy, the interior's going to be destroyed.

  Kimmy Gibbler : This prank is turning out to be great.

  D.J. Tanner : Kimmy, the idea of the prank was not to ruin his car, just ruin his day. We've gotta get back there and put the top up. Wait, we can't. It's an automatic top and we'd need the keys. We're dead.

  Jesse Katsopolis : Maybe not yet. You know, I can hot wire the car, but we've got to hurry.

  D.J. Tanner : How'd you learn how to hot wire a car?

  Jesse Katsopolis : Uh... science project.

• Kimmy Gibbler : We gotta top this prank. I want to leave more behind at Bayview than a D average and a locker full of Odor-Eaters.

• D.J. Tanner : Hi. Kimmy, I have a great idea for our senior class prank.

  Kimmy Gibbler : I'm all ears.

  Jesse Katsopolis : Actually, you're all mouth.

• Kimmy Gibbler : No, my sweetie, Duane just got a big plumbing job at the construction site next to the school.

  D.J. Tanner : Oh, wow, Duane, that's a lot of toilets to install. You must be really excited.

  Duane : Whatever.

  Kimmy Gibbler : Duane can operate that big crane. Right, sweetheart?

  Duane : Whatever.

  D.J. Tanner : Duane, is that all you say? Whatever?

  Duane : I guess.

• Kimmy Gibbler : Are you going to be a wimp your whole life? Don't you want to do something wild and unforgettable like your Uncle Jesse?

  D.J. Tanner : Of course, but...

  Kimmy Gibbler : Well, we have a crane, we have Duane, we have your brain. Hey, that almost rhymes.

  Duane : Heh. I guess.

• D.J. Tanner : Okay, here it goes. We print up our own school newspaper with fake stories and switch it with the real one.

  Kimmy Gibbler : We have a school newspaper?

  D.J. Tanner : Of course. Where do you get your information?

  Kimmy Gibbler : The bathroom wall.