- Fry: Whoa, whoa, wait a second. You mean Bender was the evil Bender? I am shocked! Shocked! Well, not that shocked.
- Leela: Space bandidos have been operating in this quadrant so you'll each take 8-hour shifts guarding the safe. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
- Fry: Wait, hold on. I don't like the sound of that. Let's just go alphabetically.
- Leela: OK. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
- Fry: Wait, let's go by rank.
- Leela: OK. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
- Fry: Flexo outranks me?
- Flexo: That's "Flexo outranks me, sir"!
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Everyone into bed with me. I have something to show you. Feast your eyes on *this*
- [Everyone gasps]
- Leela: It's beautiful!
- Amy Wong: And huge!
- Fry: Can I touch it?
- Bob Barker: I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from skinning you alive, as long as no one wears the skin.
- Fry: [At Pastorama] Cool, it's just like the good old days.
- Mugger: Give me your wallet, or I'll cut you!
- Fry: Hey, Leela. Get a picture of me being "mugged".
- [Gives mugger his wallet while Leela takes a picture]
- Mugger: I'll take the camera too.
- [Takes camera and leaves through exit]
- Bender: Learning is fun.
- Bob Barker: So you lost the atom, huh? You're garbage! Human garbage! Do you brain-dead space jockeys have any idea how much that thing is worth?
- Leela: A hundred thousand?
- Fry: Two hundred thousand?
- Bender: Two hundred thousand and one?
- Bob Barker: [to Leela] You're the closest without going over.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Everyone get in bed with me. I have something to show you
- [everyone gets in bed]
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Feast your eyes... on *this*!
- [everyone gasps]
- Leela: It's beautiful!
- Amy Wong: And huge!
- Fry: Can I touch it?