Futurama (TV Series)
The Problem with Popplers (2000)
John DiMaggio: Bender, Announcer, Audience Member
Quotes
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Bender : [to a hot dog vendor across the street from the poppler stand] Hey, Mac, where do you want those rat droppings you ordered?
[the people in line walk out in disgust and go to the poppler stand]
Hot Dog Vendor : Wait a minute. You're not the guy who delivers the rat droppings.
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Free Waterfall Junior : The point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain.
[Bender throws a brick at him]
Free Waterfall Junior : Ow!
Bender : Okay, we won't eat you.
Leela : I'll go get some more bricks.
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Leela : Great. We're two days from Earth with no food.
Bender : Problem solved. You two fight to the death, and I'll cook the loser.
[Whispers to Leela]
Bender : Work his gut. I like it tender.
Fry : Maybe that planet over there has a drive-thru. A Burger Jerk, or a Fishy Joe's, or a Chizzler or something.
Bender : Ah, don't get your hopes up. We're a billion miles from nowhere.
Leela : Yeah. It's probably only got a Howard Johnson's.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : My God, they're back! We're doomed!
Amy Wong : Doomed!
Bender : [Deep inhale] Dooooooo...