Futurama (TV Series)
The Problem with Popplers (2000)
Phil Hendrie: Free Waterfall Junior
Quotes
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!
Free Waterfall Junior : You can't own property, man.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie.
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Free Waterfall Junior : The point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain.
[Bender throws a brick at him]
Free Waterfall Junior : Ow!
Bender : Okay, we won't eat you.
Leela : I'll go get some more bricks.
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Leela : Animals eat other animals. It's nature.
Free Waterfall Junior : No, it's not. We taught a lion to eat tofu.
[Pan to scrawny, anemic lion]
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Jrrr : [to the audience] Hear me out. There are many good reasons to eat: Hunger, boredom, wanting to be the world's fattest man. But not revenge. Are we no better than they? Besides, Leela's my friend.
Lrrr : Is this true, Earthling?
Leela : [mumbling with Jrrr in her mouth] Yeah it is!
Lrrr : [pulls Leela out of his mouth] Leela's garbled words have opened my eyes
Free Waterfall Junior : OK, that's a start, that's very Earth-friendly. Now everyone join hands. Join hands, please. I'd like to lead you all in some swaying. Come on, pay attention.
[the audience is not impressed]
Free Waterfall Junior : I said do it! Yeah...
Lrrr : [asking Jrrr] Is he your friend too?
Jrrr : No
[Lrrr eats Free Waterfall Junior]
Free Waterfall Junior : [crawling up his throat] This is not happening!
[Lrrr swallows him]