- Garfield: [rapping] Some guys are trouble, some guys are fun; I'm Michael Jackson all rolled into one.
- Super Sonic Seymour: [reading the list Garfield typed] I want you to remove my pants, take back all the money from me, dump paint on my head and let the garbage men take me... I.I.I... wait a minute!
- Jon Arbuckle: I can't wait a minute, I have to remove your pants, dump paint on your head...
- [proceeds to do so]