- George Burns: Singers that imitate Crosby are a dime a dozen. You couldn't get anybody to sing like I do for a million dollars!
- George Burns: [singing] She wakes me up when I'm in slumber deep to ask me if I really am asleep. Why do I stand for it? I love her, that's why!
- George Burns: [singing] She calls the doctor when I need some bread and calls the baker when I'm sick in bed. Why do I stand for it? I love her, that's why!
- George Burns: [singing] She'll make a date with me then make me wait. And then she'll bawl me out for being late! Why do I stand for it? Oh, I love her, that's why!
- Gracie Allen: [singing] Life with him is so lugubrious, whatever that may mean, I'm sure. He calls me sweetie-pie but never tells me why - now you see what I must endure!
- Blanche Morton: Lucky George! Everything he touches turns to gold!
- Harry Morton: Why Blanche, one would think you were jealous of our friend's success.
- Blanche Morton: You mean you're not jealous?
- Harry Morton: Of course not. There's not a jealous bone in my entire body. I'm delighted at this furtherance of his prosperity.
- Harry von Zell: Well, so am I. I mean, George really deserves everything he gets. But it's - it's really amazing how he just keeps on getting it.
- Harry Morton: Yes, George has been briskly favored by fortune despite his lack of talent and I, for one, am tremendously gratified.
- George Burns: [singing] Life with her is unpredictable but I'm a guy who knows no fear. Her jibber-jabbering may puzzle you and me, but to her it's perfectly clear.
- Gracie Allen: [singing] He serenades me with that gravel voice. I have to listen cuz I have no choice. Why do I stand for it? I love him, that's why!
- Gracie Allen: [singing] He'll keep repeating all his corny jokes and makin' snide remarks about my folks. Why do I stand for it? I love him, that's why!
- Gracie Allen: [singing] He'll start a quarrel over silly things like wreckin' cars or losin' diamond rings! Why do I stand for it? I love him, that's why!