Get Smart (TV Series)

Greer Window (1969)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : 99, I've been watching that window all day through my binoculars and I'm telling you that there was a little short guy in there with Greer and Miss Parker.

  Agent 99 : Well maybe you were looking in the wrong window?

  Maxwell Smart : With Miss Parker in there, are you kidding?

• Larabee : How about that, one crutch is shorter than the other.

  Maxwell Smart : You're telling me. When I walk, I limp. With a limp!

• Chief : If KAOS gets their hands on any more of those blueprints, Max, they'll have the capability of polluting the air over every major city in the United States.

  Maxwell Smart : Well, I don't wanna worry you, Chief, but I think they already have that.

• Leo - TV Repairman : If you have any questions, call us.

  Maxwell Smart : Looking at paper: Is this your phone number?

  Leo - TV Repairman : No. That's the bill. The phone number only has 7 digits.