- Ginger Grant: Now, what does that totem pole got that I don't?
- Gilligan: Three heads?
- Ginger Grant: [looking back at the totem pole] You win.
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Gilligan, you almost cut my head off!
- Gilligan: I am a headhunter! I knew it. I am a headhunter!
- Mrs. Lovey Howell: Oh, pooh, if Gilligan was a headhunter, why would he settle with the head he has?
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Mrs. Howell, believe me, he's really convinced he's a Kupa-Kai.
- Mrs. Lovey Howell: Oh, double pooh! Nonsense!
- Thurston Howell III: Lovey, don't pooh-pooh heredity or even give it a double pooh. After all, didn't I inherit my financial genius from dear old dad?
- Mrs. Lovey Howell: That's true. All the money Thurston has he inherited from his father.
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: You did it, little buddy. You did it. You did it.
- Gilligan: Well, like they say, Skipper, two heads are better than one.