- Mrs. Lovey Howell: That's true, dear, but you've always had the spirit of giving.
- Thurston Howell III: I have?
- Mrs. Lovey Howell: Yes, I distinctly remember you saying that you gave your partner the business!
- Gilligan: Mrs. Howell, don't worry about the wild animals.
- Mrs. Lovey Howell: No?
- Gilligan: They usually fall in the quicksand.
- Gilligan: He treated me like a father!
- Mary Ann Summers: He was like a father to me!
- Ginger Grant: He was like a father to me!
- Mrs. Lovey Howell: He was like a husband to me!
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Gilligan, are you sure the grave is big enough?
- Gilligan: It should be... it's six and seven/eighths.