- Igor: [Planning to leave without the castaways] We invite them to celebration, drink toast, get them drunk.
- Ivan: Igor! Good idea! We got plenty vodka in capsule.
- Igor: Sure! Two Russian men can drink more than four American men.
- Ivan: Is only *three* men.
- Igor: Is *four*! Is sailor, is teacher, is rich capitalist, is-... Ah, you are right Ivan. Is *three* men... and *one* Gilligan!
- Thurston Howell III: Gentlemen. I am Thurston Howell III and this of course is my wife, Mrs. Thurston Howell III.
- Mrs. Lovey Howell: Charmed.
- Igor: Capitalist! Exploiter!
- Thurston Howell III: Capitalist. Exploiter. I was wrong Lovey. They're very friendly!
- Igor: [the spacecraft radio has been repaired with the help of the Professor] This calls for celebration!
- Ivan: With what? Coconut milk?
- Igor: I have for you big surprise!
- [Opens copper kettle and hands it to Ivan]
- Igor: Hold this.
- [brings out two bottles]
- Ivan: You bring Vodka? On spaceship?
- Igor: ONLY way to fly!