Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Concert Interruptus (2001)

Keiko Agena: Lane Kim

Quotes 

• Lorelai Gilmore : Hey, you didn't wake me up.

  Rory Gilmore : I set the clock.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Yes, but see, the clock stops ringing once I throw it against the wall, giving me ample time to fall back to sleep; you, however, never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you, thus ensuring the whole wake-up process!

  Lane Kim : [pause]  I'm gonna get a soda. Anybody want anything?

  Rory Gilmore : Gum.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Yes. The night of my fourteenth birthday back, so I could right the green-hot-pant-roller-disco-outfit wrong. Ugh.

  Lane Kim : Coming right up.

• Rory Gilmore : Okay, so what's the plan?

  Lane Kim : We'll go in and ask her if I can go to a play tomorrow night with you and Lorelai.

  Rory Gilmore : A play?

  Lane Kim : I think that's the safest word. Show or concert would be very bad.

  Rory Gilmore : What about saying it's a movie?

  Lane Kim : Too far from the truth - almost a lie.

  Rory Gilmore : But a play is not a lie?

  Lane Kim : Well, it's far enough away from the truth that it might work, but close enough to the truth that I think I can negotiate a purgatory stint if forced to.

  Rory Gilmore : Play it is.