- Emily Gilmore: Lorelei, you need a watch.
- Lorelai Gilmore: I don't wear a watch.
- Emily Gilmore: You have a watch?
- Lorelai Gilmore: No.
- Emily Gilmore: Then you need a watch. These don't have diamonds, which ones have diamonds?
- sales person: Next display.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Mom, I'm not buying a diamond watch.
- Emily Gilmore: You don't have to buy it, you just have to take it.
- Lorelai Gilmore: I'm not taking it.
- Emily Gilmore: I'm buying you a damn watch! That one, wrap it up.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Can I return the damn watch if I don't want it?
- sales person: Yes ma'am.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Thank You.