Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Take the Deviled Eggs... (2002)
Jackson Douglas: Jackson Belleville
Quotes
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Luke Danes : [about Jess' new car] He paid you for it, right?
Gypsy : Nothing's free at Gypsy's.
Luke Danes : And he paid cash?
Gypsy : Mostly twenties.
Luke Danes : Did you make sure Andrew Jackson was on the bills, not Alfred E. Neuman or someone?
Gypsy : Looked real to me.
Luke Danes : Well when he took the money out of wherever he had it, did a mask or a gun fall out?
Gypsy : No, but he was carrying it in a canvas bag with a big dollar sign on it.
Luke Danes : Really?
Gypsy : No.
Luke Danes : Good.
Gypsy : Guys are stupid.
Luke Danes : What?
Gypsy : You strip your gears, ride your brakes. And if we don't laugh after we make a joke, you think we're serious.
Jackson Belleville : [from off camera] I don't ride my brakes!