- Lorelai: You probably have a diner full of people who would love these brownies; plus I bet they'd pay you for them.
- Luke: Well, I accidentally dropped triple the amount of cocoa powder in the batter, so I either had to dump the batch or find someone with some sort of superhuman chocolate tolerance - only one name came to mind.
- Lorelai: God, I love being special!
- Jess Mariano: Ok, so I guess we should be getting back. I did promise to study if you'd go on this ice cream run with me.
- Rory Gilmore: Yes, you did.
- Jess Mariano: Ok, so I could just go straight and we'll be back at Luke's.
- Rory Gilmore: Good sense of direction.
- Jess Mariano: Of course, I could turn right and then we'd just be driving around in circles for a while.
- Rory Gilmore: Turn right.
- Jess Mariano: As you wish.
- Lorelai: Where are you?
- Rory Gilmore: I need you to be calm.
- Lorelai: Calm about what?
- Rory Gilmore: Calm about what I have to tell you.
- Lorelai: What? Where are you?
- Rory Gilmore: I'm all right.
- Lorelai: [scared] Well of course you're all right. Why wouldn't you be all right?
- Rory Gilmore: Because. I got in an accident.
- Lorelai: What? What accident? What do you mean you got in an accident?
- Rory Gilmore: Jess and I went for ice cream and we were just driving and it was dark, and this dog or cat or possum, I don't know. It was small and furry and it ran out into the middle of the road and Jess swerved
- Lorelai: Jess swerved?
- Rory Gilmore: Yes.
- Lorelai: Jess was driving?
- Rory Gilmore: Yes.
- Lorelai: Jess was driving your car and you got in an accident?
- Rory Gilmore: But I'm fine, and he's fine. And the furry thing is fine. The car's messed up a bit, but there's nothing for you to be worried about.
- Lorelai: [almost hysterically] Where are you?
- [pause]
- Rory Gilmore: I'm in the hospital.
- Luke: I don't think it's his lack of smarts, but more proximity to the actual classes that is the problem.
- [studying in Luke's]
- Jess: [looks out the window] Is that your car?
- Rory: Yes.
- Jess: [sits down next to her] Okay, how about we go get ice-cream and when we come back, I'll study.
- Rory: But this is a diner, there's ice-cream here.
- Jess: Yes, but we don't have cones.
- Rory: Cones?
- Jess: I need cones.
- Rory: So if we go get ice-cream...
- Jess: [interrupts] In cones.
- Rory: In cones, you will study?
- Jess: Yup.