Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
The Big One (2003)
Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore
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Quotes
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Lorelai : Excuse me, hi. I am not seeing my coat here, and it was very cute and it was on sale, and I will fling myself off a building if I lose it.
Woman : We put some of the coat racks in the classroom over there. Take a look. Otherwise, the staircase to the roof is on your right.
Lorelai : Thank you. Hmm. Took two hundred years, but somebody at Chilton finally cracked a joke.
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Luke Danes : Just order, please.
Lane Kim : Did you take off the Monte Cristo sandwich?
Luke Danes : Well,I, uh...
Rory Gilmore : No!
Lorelai Gilmore : You did. You took off the Monte Cristo sandwich.
Luke Danes : I ommitted a few obsolete dishes.
Lorelai Gilmore : I can't believe Nicole made you take off the Monte Cristo. She's got you menu-whipped.
Luke Danes : She does not have me menu-whipped. I took off a disgusting ridiculous sandwich that no one has ever ordered, including the three of you.
Rory Gilmore : But just having it there made us feel like we always could.
Lorelai Gilmore : It was comforting.
Rory Gilmore : Like soup.
Lorelai Gilmore : Exactly. It was comforting like deep-fried ham and cheese soup.
Rory Gilmore : And even though I never ordered it, I talked about ordering it. Haven't I?
Lane Kim : On several occasions.
Lorelai Gilmore : So you've not only eliminated a sandwich, you've eliminated a conversation peice.
Rory Gilmore : Now what will we talk about?
Luke Danes : Fine. Here- old menus- everything's there. Knock yourselves out.
Lorelai Gilmore : ...How come everybody else gets a new menu?
Luke Danes : [Luke walks away]
Lorelai Gilmore : I feel much better now.
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Rory Gilmore : Any chance you could go faster?
Lorelai Gilmore : Yeah, you got a girl's future in that sack of yours. Santa...
Rory Gilmore : Thank you for adding the Santa.
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Lorelai Gilmore : I've got the good kid.
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Rory Gilmore : Hey, this looks different.
Luke Danes : It's not different.
Lane Kim : It's totally different.
Luke Danes : It's not that different.
Lorelai Gilmore : There are more salads.
Rory Gilmore : Three more salads.
Lorelai Gilmore : Three more salads? Who needs three more salads?
Rory Gilmore : One was enough.
Luke Danes : Well, Nicole said...
Lorelai Gilmore : Nicole said!
Luke Danes : ...there wasn't that much for her to eat on the menu, so I just...
Lorelai Gilmore : You added three more salads just for Nicole. When I asked you to add chili topped Pringles, you said no.
Luke Danes : And I stand by that.
Lorelai Gilmore : How come Nicole gets three more salads, and I still get a "no"?
Rory Gilmore : Because Nicole is his girlfriend.
Luke Danes : Nicole is not my girlfriend. Nicole is the woman that I am dating. That's it.
Lorelai Gilmore : So what happens when you guys get serious - the whole place goes soy?