Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

We've Got Magic to Do (2005)

Alexis Bledel: Rory Gilmore

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• Paris Geller : What do I do?

  Rory Gilmore : You'll just have to do what everyone else who needs money has to do.

  Paris Geller : What's that?

  Rory Gilmore : What people do.

  Paris Geller : What am I, a mindreader?

  Rory Gilmore : Get a job.

  Paris Geller : A job. I've never had a job. I don't know the first thing about having a job. All I've got on my resume is academic achievements, which will mean doodly-squat when I'm in line with eleven thousand people vying for an opening in the gardening department at Walmart.

• Rory Gilmore : Shira Huntzberger is here.

  Paris Geller : Logan's mom?

  Rory Gilmore : And she showed up with no warning. No RSVP, no donation to the cause that I know of. Just sashayed in, expecting everyone to fall at her feet.

  Paris Geller : I hate that.

  Rory Gilmore : I hate her. Hate! Strong, unadulterated, blind... Uurrghh!

  Paris Geller : Wow. You're always so Desmond Tutu-ey. This is refreshing.

  Rory Gilmore : I should tell her to leave. I should march up to her and tell her to grab those arrogance-dripping, petulance-oozing, surgically cosmeticized bims she brought along and hit the bricks.

  Paris Geller : I bet they all have money, too. Every one of those commodity fetishists.

  Rory Gilmore : How can she expect a table? The tables are for the people who are polite enough to respond to an invitation in the proper manner.

  Paris Geller : I bet you the Romanovs never RSVP'd either. They got theirs. Capitalist scum.