Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Women of Questionable Morals (2005)
Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore
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Quotes
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Luke Danes : Should I bother to ask how your day's going?
Lorelai : Oh, terrific! My shoe's an icicle, the Inn's driveway is snowed in and we lost the Goldfarbs.
Luke Danes : Who are the Goldfarbs?
Lorelai : The two guests who bothered to show up. I sent them skiing and I killed them.
Luke Danes : You killed your guests?
Lorelai : Eh, well, you know what happens. The only bright side of my day is being asked to be a prostitute.
Luke Danes : That's something to cling to.
Kirk Gleason : [bursting into the diner] My girlfriend's the whore! My girlfriend's the whore! Woohoo! Yeah!
Lorelai : Great, now I'm not even the town whore.
Luke Danes : Well, if you like, I'll leave a little something on the dresser for you tonight.
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Lorelai : Oh, forget the foot. I need caffeine. Whatever form you've got, I haven't had any all day. I'll drink it, shoot it, eat it, snort it, whatever form it's in, gimme.
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[Lorelai & Luke sitting at the counter in Luke's Diner]
Lorelai : The only bright side of my day is being asked to bring a prostitute
Luke Danes : That's something to cling to.
Kirk Gleason : [Enters Luke's Diner, shouting excitedly] My girlfriend's the whore! My girlfriend's the whore! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Lorelai : Great. Now I'm not even the town whore
Luke Danes : Well, if you like, I'll leave a little something on the dresser for you tonight
Lorelai : Couldn't hurt