Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Women of Questionable Morals (2005)

Sean Gunn: Kirk Gleason

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• Luke Danes : Should I bother to ask how your day's going?

  Lorelai : Oh, terrific! My shoe's an icicle, the Inn's driveway is snowed in and we lost the Goldfarbs.

  Luke Danes : Who are the Goldfarbs?

  Lorelai : The two guests who bothered to show up. I sent them skiing and I killed them.

  Luke Danes : You killed your guests?

  Lorelai : Eh, well, you know what happens. The only bright side of my day is being asked to be a prostitute.

  Luke Danes : That's something to cling to.

  Kirk Gleason : [bursting into the diner]  My girlfriend's the whore! My girlfriend's the whore! Woohoo! Yeah!

  Lorelai : Great, now I'm not even the town whore.

  Luke Danes : Well, if you like, I'll leave a little something on the dresser for you tonight.

• [Lorelai & Luke sitting at the counter in Luke's Diner] 

  Lorelai : The only bright side of my day is being asked to bring a prostitute

  Luke Danes : That's something to cling to.

  Kirk Gleason : [Enters Luke's Diner, shouting excitedly]  My girlfriend's the whore! My girlfriend's the whore! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

  Lorelai : Great. Now I'm not even the town whore

  Luke Danes : Well, if you like, I'll leave a little something on the dresser for you tonight

  Lorelai : Couldn't hurt