- Bob Allman: You think maybe that's why you turned to evil because you could never live up to your father's goodness?
- The Devil: Oh, wow. I think... I think you're right. That, and I really like evil.
- Bob Allman: God. Could it be that you block his birthday every year because it reminds you of what he used to be to you?
- God: He was my best angel. My bright shining light.
- The Devil: Well you never told me that.
- Bob Allman: Well, I think he's telling you now.
- God: Happy Birthday, Lucifer.
- The Devil: Thanks.