The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Family Affair (1986)
Scott Jacoby: Michael Zbornak
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Quotes
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : How did this happen?
Michael Zbornak : I didn't plan it, it just kind of happened.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Just kind of happened? Michael, DANDRUFF just kinds of happens, and if you don't know the difference, then I failed as a mother.
Michael Zbornak : Would you stop beating yourself up? This isn't your fault.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Yes it is, where did I go wrong with you?
Michael Zbornak : You did a great job with me.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : If I did a great job with you, you would be graduating medical school right now, not playing doctor with my best friend's daughter!
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Rose Nylund : [Offscreen] Oh, my God!
[Blanche and Dorothy get up from the table and go into the bedroom where Rose is talking to see what is wrong]
Bridget Nylund : [Sheepishly; Bridget is in bed with Michael] Hi there.
Rose Nylund : Oh, girls, don't look!
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Michael Zbornak, you get out of that bed *right* now!
Michael Zbornak : Believe me, Mom, I'd like to, but in light of the fact that my clothes are hanging on the doorknob, I don't think it's such a good idea.
Rose Nylund : Oh, my God, they're naked!
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : People usually are in this situation, Rose.
Blanche Devereaux : Unless they're all dressed up in costumes.
[Dorothy gives Blanche a look and Rose winces]
Blanche Devereaux : Sorry.
Sophia Petrillo : [Enter Sophia] What's all the commotion?
[Sees Bridget and Michael in bed]
Sophia Petrillo : Oh, *boy.*
Michael Zbornak : Grandma, this isn't what it looks like.
Sophia Petrillo : Please, I'm 80 years old. I may not remember what it feels like, but I sure as hell remember what it *looks* like.
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Michael Zbornak : Grandma, this isn't what it looks like.
Sophia Petrillo : Please, I'm 81 years old, I may not remember what it feels like, but I sure as hell remember what it looks like.
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Blanche Devereaux : I threw my back out in aerobics class, you see...
Michael Zbornak : You don't have to explain, my mother's told me all about you.
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Michael Zbornak : I haven't eaten like this in a long time.
Sophia Petrillo : Me either, when we're alone she feeds me lumpy oatmeal and black bananas.