The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Family Affair (1986)

Betty White: Rose Nylund

Quotes 

• Rose Nylund : [Offscreen]  Oh, my God!

  [Blanche and Dorothy get up from the table and go into the bedroom where Rose is talking to see what is wrong] 

  Bridget Nylund : [Sheepishly; Bridget is in bed with Michael]  Hi there.

  Rose Nylund : Oh, girls, don't look!

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Michael Zbornak, you get out of that bed *right* now!

  Michael Zbornak : Believe me, Mom, I'd like to, but in light of the fact that my clothes are hanging on the doorknob, I don't think it's such a good idea.

  Rose Nylund : Oh, my God, they're naked!

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : People usually are in this situation, Rose.

  Blanche Devereaux : Unless they're all dressed up in costumes.

  [Dorothy gives Blanche a look and Rose winces] 

  Blanche Devereaux : Sorry.

  Sophia Petrillo : [Enter Sophia]  What's all the commotion?

  [Sees Bridget and Michael in bed] 

  Sophia Petrillo : Oh, *boy.*

  Michael Zbornak : Grandma, this isn't what it looks like.

  Sophia Petrillo : Please, I'm 80 years old. I may not remember what it feels like, but I sure as hell remember what it *looks* like.

• Rose Nylund : Oh honey, I so wanted your first time to be special.

  Bridget Nylund : It was, Mom - four years ago.

  Rose Nylund : Oh, I really don't want to talk about this.

  Bridget Nylund : I want us to talk about this. I want us to have an open, honest relationship. I want to be able to share my deepest, darkest secrets with you.

  Rose Nylund : Couldn't we just wear matching outfits?

• Blanche Devereaux : [to Dorothy and Rose]  Talk to your children, tell them how you feel, just make sure it brings you closer together, not farther apart.

  Sophia Petrillo : Who are you, Mr. Spock?

  Rose Nylund : I think you mean Doctor Spock, Sophia.

  Sophia Petrillo : They're both really smart and they both got big ears, who cares?

• Rose Nylund : [after catching their kids in bed]  I can't believe it, you know how it is when you just can't believe something?

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Yes, I can't believe Alan Thicke has his own TV series, it doesn't mean it's not true.