The Golden Girls (TV Series)
In a Bed of Rose's (1986)
Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak
Quotes
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Rose Nylund : I'm the kiss of death. It's the second time a man has died in my bed.
Blanche Devereaux : The second time?
Rose Nylund : Dorothy knows.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Charlie.
Blanche Devereaux : No! What exactly do you do in bed, Rose?
Rose Nylund : Nothing!
Blanche Devereaux : Well maybe that's the problem, they have to do all the work.
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Rose, are you sure you'll be alright here alone?
Sophia Petrillo : She'll be fine, if anybody breaks in she'll just have to sleep with them.
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [Sophia tells them that Arnie is dead] Ma, he is not, Rose, you go look.
Rose Nylund : Come on Dorothy, he's sleeping, I don't want to wake him.
Sophia Petrillo : You could light firecrackers in his nostrils, you won't wake him.
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [Blanche and Dorothy are playing cards, Sophia keeps shaking her head for Blanche's plays] Stop telling her what to play.
Sophia Petrillo : I haven't said anything, have I Blanche?
Blanche Devereaux : Not a word.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : You keep shaking your head!
Sophia Petrillo : I've been holding it up for 80 years, you'd shake too!
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Blanche Devereaux : [has Dorothy try a new recipe] It's called creamy zesty Italian, only has one calorie, what do you think?
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : If you ran it under the faucet it would have more flavor.
Blanche Devereaux : Shoot.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Honey, beware anybody who says 'no calories', 'absolutely no charge', and 'let's just go lie down in bed and watch TV'.