The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Joust Between Friends (1986)

Reid Shelton: Andrew Allen

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Quotes 

• Andrew Allen : [when Sophia comes to the museum to bring Dorothy her lunch, the Director greets her, and lays it on pretty thick]  Hellooooo. And who do we have here?

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : This is my mother, Mrs Sophia Petrillo. Ma, this is my boss, Mr Allen.

  Andrew Allen : [speaking slowly and loudly, as if patronizing her advanced age]  Pleased to meet you, Mrs Petrillo. What brings you to our humble home?

  Sophia Petrillo : [turns to Blanche, covering her mouth so Mr Allen won't hear]  Is he gay?

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Uhhh, come on, honey, I'll walk you to the car.

  Andrew Allen : Goodbye, Mrs Petrillo. Sorry you didn't have an opportunity to experience our museum. I'd love for you to see my most prized acquisition: a magnificent pair of Gauguins.

  Sophia Petrillo : [offended and outraged]  What are you, a pervert? I was married for 45 years, I never even saw my husband's Gauguins.