The Golden Girls (TV Series)

All That Jazz (1989)

Herb Edelman: Stan Zbornak

Quotes 

• Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Stanley, why are you here?

  Stan Zbornak : Michael and I made plans to see each other tonight, y'know, a real father-son evening where we can rap, and share our feelings, and create good vibes.

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [mocking]  I can dig it. Where are you taking him?

  Stan Zbornak : The Hacienda Hut. Thought I'd show the kid the town, give him some quality time. Maybe it'll make up for never teaching him how to ride a bicycle.

  Blanche Devereaux : Stanley, how come I've never seen you at the Hacienda Hut?

  Stan Zbornak : I never have to stay long. I'm a chick magnet. That's why they call me Mr Lucky.

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : You mean for thirty-eight years I was Mrs Lucky, and never knew it? Uh, what about the, uh, present Mrs Lucky. Does she know what a maggot you are?

  Stan Zbornak : Magnet, Dorothy. *Magnet.*