The Golden Girls (TV Series)
On Golden Girls (1985)
Estelle Getty: Sophia Petrillo
Quotes
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Blanche Devereaux : Is that all you Italians know how to do? Scream and hit?
Sophia Petrillo : No, we also know how to make love and sing opera!
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Ma I do not snore.
Sophia Petrillo : Please I had to roll you over so you wouldn't inhale the drapes.
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Blanche Devereaux : Whatever will we do with him for two weeks?
Rose Nylund : Oh there are plenty of things to do down here. We can take him to Disneyworld, the Seaquariam, the Everglades, Rambo.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Rambo?
Rose Nylund : The movie, with Sly Stallone.
Sophia Petrillo : I sat through it twice, you'll love it, he sweats like a pig and he doesn't put his shirt on.
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : You know, we haven't slept together since I was a little girl.
Sophia Petrillo : Thank God.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : I used to get into your bed whenever I had that dream about the bear.
Sophia Petrillo : Yeah, the bear dream.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : I hated that dream.
Sophia Petrillo : A bear is eating you, what's to love? You were so cute, you were always so polite when you woke me.
[deep voice]
Sophia Petrillo : Mommy, I'm having a bad dream, can I come in?
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Rose Nylund : How is it possible to get pregnant in Sicily just by crossing the street?
Sophia Petrillo : Cheap Chianti and Narrow streets.
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Blanche Devereaux : [Rose talks about boys and girls having chores on the farm] But you grew up in the country, David's a city boy.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Oh come on Blanche, I'm from New York, I did chores: I made the beds, I washed the dishes, scoured the pots, cleaned the bathroom, folded the laundry, took out the garbage.
Sophia Petrillo : My my, did you attend a military school?
Blanche Devereaux : No, she lived with me!