- Sgt. Vince Carter: All I can say is, if the idea of desertion ever crossed your mind, you'll never find a better time to look into it.
- Sgt. Vince Carter: Well you could claim you're an amnesia victim and don't remember anything, or you could dessert - they don't hold dances in Leavenworth, or you could shoot yourself in the leg. I still think that's the best way!