Goosebumps (TV Series)

Welcome to Camp Nightmare: Part 1 (1995)

Kaj-Erik Eriksen: Billy Harlan

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Quotes 

• Billy Harlan : [a large snake is coiled up on one of the bunk beds and the boys are panicking]  Grab one end!

  Colin : [shrieking]  Of the SNAKE?

• Billy Harlan : [Whilst examining Mike's bunk]  There aren't any blankets on his bed...

  Colin : [laughing jokingly]  He probably ate 'em! Ahaha, ate 'em!

• Billy Harlan : What's that, Uncle Al?

  [points in the direction of what appears to be a moldy old shack nestled away in the trees] 

  Uncle Al : [ominously]  ... The Forbidden Bunk.

  Jay : Why's it called the Forbidden Bunk?

  Uncle Al : [Sarcastic]  Because it's FORBIDDEN! So stay clear!

• Roger : [about the boys' bunk]  Ewww, I'm supposed to sleep in here?

  Mike : Who's gonna sleep, anyway? We're gonna stay up all night!

  [turns up his portable radio to let some Nineties rap music drift through the bunk] 

  Billy Harlan : Whether we like it or not!

• Jay : Don't tell me our #1 camper is chicken!

  [tucks his arms under his shoulders and makes weird chicken noises at Billy] 

  Billy Harlan : I'm not, I just...

  Roger : Hey, our camper #1's afraid of doing a number 2...

  Billy Harlan : Knock it off! I just don't think it's a good idea.

• Uncle Al : Hey, what's your name, son?

  Billy Harlan : Billy.

  Uncle Al : You were talking during the camp song, Billy. Now, that's not allowed here. What's so important?

  Billy Harlan : Mike's arm is all swollen up. I think he should see a doctor.

  Uncle Al : A doctor?

  Mike : A snake bit me.

  Uncle Al : Who's your counselor, son?

  Mike : Larry.

  Uncle Al : [turns to Larry]  Larry, why wasn't I told about this?

  [to Mike] 

  Uncle Al : Let me see that, son.

  [takes a look at his arm] 

  Mike : Ow!

  Uncle Al : Good! That's good! You still have feeling in it.

  Mike : But it really hurts.

  Uncle Al : I know, i know, I've been running this camp for twenty three years and I've seen all sorts of bites. This is really nothing to worry about.

  Larry : Told you wimp.

  Uncle Al : I promise you, the swelling, and the pain will be gone by morning.