Green Acres (TV Series)
Lisa's First Day on the Farm (1965)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Eb Dawson : Mr. Douglas, you wouldn't be needing a hired hand, would you?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : No, no, I'm planning on farming this place myself.
Eb Dawson : You ever done any farming?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [proudly] Oh, a little.
Lisa Douglas : Dahling, don't be so modest. My husband had the biggest squash on Park Avenue!
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : [demanding his sinks and tub be returned by Haney] If they were in the house when I bought it, they belong to me!
Eustace Charleton Haney : Did you read your bill of sale?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : I did!
Eustace Charleton Haney : All it said was I sold you A house, and that's what you got. A house.