Grey's Anatomy (TV Series)

Thanks for the Memories (2005)

Chandra Wilson: Dr. Miranda Bailey

Quotes 

• Dr. Miranda Bailey : [Bailey and Meredith meet Dr. Kent, the sub attending from Mercy West, on Thanksgiving]  Dr Kent?

  Dr Kent : Yes?

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : I'm the surgical resident assisting you today. I know you're subbing in from Mercy West, so if there's anything I can do to help you ...

  Dr Kent : Look I'm only here for one day and I don't need my ass kissed. All I need is to tell you what to do and you do it. And I don't like mistakes.

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : I don't make mistakes

  Dr Kent : Whatever, there's only one resident I want in my OR; a guy they call The Nazi. Do you know him?

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : The Nazi?

  [Bailey herself is the Nazi] 

  Dr Kent : He gets a great word of mouth, stellar rep, balls the size of Texas?

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : That big? Sounds like an impressively talented man, this 'Nazi.'

  Dr Kent : Do you know him or not?

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : Never heard of him but I'll be sure to keep an eye out.

  Dr Kent : For now you can work on smaller cases. A guy just came in to curtain 3. Page me if you get confused.

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : I'll be sure to do that.

  [to Meredith, as Dr. Kent walks away] 

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : Like I said the stupidity of the human race.

• Dr. Miranda Bailey : Not a fan of Thanksgiving?

  Dr. Meredith Grey : Not a whole hell of a lot to be thankful for.

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : I like Thanksgiving! A day people spend with their families. Too much family time triggers depression, repressed childhood rage, bitter disputes over the remote and way too much alcohol. People get stupid, people get violent, people get hurt.

  Dr. Meredith Grey : And that's a good thing because...

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : Surgeries Grey. Lots and lots of surgeries.

  Dr. Meredith Grey : Oh, I never thought of that.

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : The stupidity of the human race, Grey-be thankful for that.