Growing Pains (TV Series)
Back to School (1991)
Joanna Kerns: Maggie Malone Seaver
Quotes
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Mike Seaver : Don't worry, I'm taking my subjects seriously this year.
Maggie Malone Seaver : [reads his enrollment form] "Bugs Bunny as Archetype: Hero or Wascal"?
Mike Seaver : If Boynton State Teachers' College offers it, e-b-dee, e-b-dee, that's enough for me!
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Maggie Malone Seaver : [on Chrissy's first day of kindergarten] You are gonna have so much fun today. Just remember to be polite, and share, and do what your teacher says.
Ben Seaver : Great advice, Mom. Why don't you just tattoo 'Dweeb' on her forehead.
Chrissy Seaver : Wait a minute. Nobody said anything about tattoos!
Maggie Malone Seaver : Honey, your brother is just using a figure of speech, as in: Put a sock in it!
Ben Seaver : Mom, on the first day of school, if you're not careful, you'll get a label that's gonna dog you for the rest-a your life.
Chrissy Seaver : [getting nervous] Like what?
Ben Seaver : Sit in front - Dorfburger. Answer any questions - Boogerhead. Hang out with anyone wearing glasses - Geekus Maximus. And most important: Eat the green jello - 'Hasta la vista, baby!'
Chrissy Seaver : What is wrong with green jello?
Ben Seaver : Leo 'Lime-Tongue' Plotnick.
Maggie Malone Seaver : And who's he?
Ben Seaver : Just the secretary-slash-treasurer of the Chess Club.
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Ben Seaver : [complaining about his bad first day at school] At lunch, some big guy with sideburns forced me to eat green jello. God help me, I liked it.
Chrissy Seaver : [astonished] You ate green jello?
Ben Seaver : Yeah. And it was like a nerd magnet. The whole Chess Club sat with me. They elected me president.
Maggie Malone Seaver : Ben, that doesn't make you a nerd.
Ben Seaver : [he pulls a piece of paper out of his back pocket] No? Well this does. The school nurse says I need glasses. We're talkin' Full Frontal Nerdity.