Gunsmoke (TV Series)

Uncle Sunday (1962)

Dennis Weaver: Chester

Quotes 

• Chester : I wouldn't stomp the mud off my boots to have supper with Uncle Sunday.

• Doc : Chester?

  Chester : Heh?

  Doc : Now, there's just one thing I want to ask you about that. If Uncle Sunday is your uncle and, uh, Ellie is his niece, then, uh, dudn't that make you kind of a relative of hers in some way?

  Chester : Well, you know, that kinda worried me at first to tell you the truth but it's actually very simple if you got half a brain at all. Ellie ain't his niece.

  Matt Dillon : Well, too bad, Doc. I guess we don't have half a brain.