Hannah Montana (TV Series)

Miley, Get Your Gum (2006)

Billy Ray Cyrus: Robby Ray Stewart

Quotes 

• Hannah Montana : [they all get in the limo]  Thank you! I love you all!Thank you! Thank you!

  [takes off her wig] 

  Hannah Montana : That was great! Oliver stared right into my eyes and never had a clue.

  Lilly Truscott : [dressed up as Lola Luftnagle]  Kinda like the look he has in spanish

  Hannah Montana , Lilly Truscott : No comprendo!

  Hannah Montana : I don't know what I was so worried about anyways

  Lilly Truscott : Yeah

  [opens the moon roof and Oliver pops through it] 

  Lilly Truscott : [They all scream, Hannah covers her face with the dog, Lilly/Lola puts Hannah's hat back on, and Robbie grabs the wig] 

  Robbie Stewart : Pull over driver!

  Oliver Oken : Don't be scared, its me, Oliver Oken,

  [Hannah puts her wig back on under cover of the dog] 

  Oliver Oken : wow, your even more beautiful upside down!

  Lilly Truscott : Oh... Thank you! Your so sweet!

  Hannah Montana : He was talking to me!

  [to Oliver] 

  Hannah Montana : Look, you are very sweet,but, I have a boyfriend.

  Oliver Oken : A boyfriend? Wait, I don't understand, then why'd you kiss me?

  Hannah Montana : I didn't, the dog did.

  [Holds Thor-the dog-up to Olivers face and Thor licks him] 

  Oliver Oken : Aww man! Those are the lips I've been thinking about for the past 24 hours!

  Hannah Montana : [her wig gets turned around and Lilly pars the front so she can see out]  I'm sorry,I was trying not to hurt your feelings,its just that, I'm just not interested,ok?

  Oliver Oken : ok, I get it

  Robbie Stewart : Now get down off the roof son before you dent it, this is a rental.

  Oliver Oken : fine, I won't bother you anymore.

  Lilly Truscott : [holds her hair in front of her face and Hannah pulls apart her hair so she can see Lola/Lily]  If it helps, the dog hasn't stopped talking about you.

  Oliver Oken : You must think I'm pathetic.

  Hannah Montana : No, I think you sweet

  [parts her hair so she can see] 

  Hannah Montana : and maybe if i didn't have a boyfriend...

  Oliver Oken : I'd have a chance with you?

  Hannah Montana : I never said that!

  Oliver Oken : But you implied it!and thats good enough!I'll wait for you forever!

  Hannah Montana : But I never said that!

  Oliver Oken : Forever! Do you hear me Hannah Montana!Forever!

• Jackson Stewart : It's MY car, I mean... I paid for it with my own money.

  Robbie Stewart : Well, I'm proud of you son... exspeacilly the "with your own money' part.

• Hannah Montana : Oh, no. Its Oliver again! He snuck into my dressing room last week, nearly jumped on stage the week before, and just when you think he couldn't be any crazier, BAM! he kicks it up a notch.

  Robbie Stewart : Look at those boney little elbows go! He cuttin' through the crowd like a weed-wacker!

• Robbie Stewart : You know what that boy needs? A real girlfriend.

  Hannah Montana : Dad,that is, the smartest thing you've ever said

  Robbie Stewart : You know what they say, every now and then even a blind pig snorts up a truffle

  Lilly Truscott : and that is the wierdest

  [Hannah/Miley nodds]