Hannah Montana (TV Series)

Ooh, Ooh, Itchy Woman (2006)

Shanica Knowles: Amber Addison

Quotes 

• Miley Stewart : What do you say we put up this tent, and make a fire, and

  [Lilly and Miley start moving their arms around in a circle like they're stirring something] 

  Miley Stewart : cook ourselves up a big-pot-of friendship.

  Ashley Dewitt : Well we'd like to but,

  [in country accent] 

  Ashley Dewitt : we don't speak hillbilly!

  Amber Addison : [in same country accent]  Or wash our clothes down yonder in the creek!

  [Amber and Ashley both walk away laughing] 

• Miley Stewart : [trying to get the class excited about the camping trip]  Come on, you guys. Think about it. Open fire, sleeping udner the stars, the animals. CAW CAW. CAW CAW. WHOOT. WHOOT. Ratttttcchchch ratcchhh.

  Amber : [looking at Miley weirdly]  What are you doing?

  Miley Stewart : A chipmunk. Duh.

  Ashley Dewitt : [in a country accent, mocking Miley]  Could you be any more of a hillbilly?

  Miley Stewart : Well, I could have done a pig but you *already* have that covered.

  Lilly Truscott : [Amber and Ashley give each other a "oh no she didn't" look]  Ooh, what do I smell? Bacon that just got burned!

  Ashley Dewitt : [to Miley and Lilly]  Geeks!

  Miley Stewart : [to Amber and Ashley]  Freaks!

  Amber , Ashley Dewitt : [to both Miley and Lilly, flashing the L sign on their heads, in unison]  Loser! Loser!

  [together, in unison] 

  Amber , Ashley Dewitt : Oooh!

  [touching their fingers together doing siss-fingers] 

  Amber , Ashley Dewitt : Ssss!

• Amber : [Miley makes an owl noise, then a chipmunk noise]  what are doing?

  Miley Stewart : A chipmunk, duh.

  Ashley Dewitt : Sorry but we don't speak hillbilly!

  Amber : Or wash our clothes down yonder in the creek!

  Miley Stewart : Well, I'd do the sound of a pig, but you two already know that one.

  Lilly Truscott : [Lily sniffs around]  I smell bacon that just got burned!

• Miley Stewart : [making animal noises]  Whoo-whoo, caah-caah, chchchchch.

  Amber : What are you doing?

  Miley Stewart : A chipmunk, duh!

• Ashley Dewitt : But I'm too pretty to get eaten!

  Amber : Hey, I'm pretty too!

  Ashley Dewitt : Well, I'll mention that at your funeral!

• Amber : [Amber and Ashley are walking through the woods, trying to find a mall]  You, know what I'm thinking, Ash?

  Ashley Dewitt : Half-caff...

  Amber : Non-fat...

  Amber , Ashley Dewitt : [together, in unison]  Grande latte with just a sprinkle-winkle of cinnamon! Oooh!

  [touching their fingers together, doing siss-fingers] 

  Amber , Ashley Dewitt : Ssss!