Harry O (TV Series)

The Confetti People (1975)

David Janssen: Harry Orwell

Quotes 

• Harry Orwell : Lieutenant?

  Lt. K.C. Trench : The men's room is out front, Orwell. Sgt. Roberts, will you please show Mr. Orwell where out front is? The emphasis is on the word "out."

  Harry Orwell : Can I talk to you a minute?

  Lt. K.C. Trench : I gave you five minutes with your client. That does not include a consultation with me.

  Harry Orwell : The birds right out of the trees.

  Lt. K.C. Trench : What's that supposed to mean?

  Harry Orwell : Charm.

  Lt. K.C. Trench : For your information, Orwell, there are people who find me irresistible. On the other hand there are people...

  Harry Orwell : There are people like me.

  Lt. K.C. Trench : Like you?

  Harry Orwell : Who can't find you at all.

  Lt. K.C. Trench : Why don't you file yourself in that category?

  Harry Orwell : Adios.

• Lt. K.C. Trench : Orwell, you have a way of getting involved with some pretty bizarre people.

  Harry Orwell : Ain't that the truth.

• Jack Dawes : Betsy said you were a private detective.

  Harry Orwell : A hundred dollars a day and expenses.

• Lt. K.C. Trench : I'd hate to think you were bird dogging me, Orwell.

  Harry Orwell : Only if you're in season.

• Harry Orwell : [voiceover]  Sherlock Holmes was a genius. With a little help from the guy who wrote him he could deduce everything. But life is not as kind to detectives as A. Conan Doyle.