Have Gun - Will Travel (TV Series)

Cream of the Jest (1962)

Richard Boone: Paladin

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• Paladin : Blessington, do you think a stupid practical joke is worth a man's life?

  Abner Blessington : Come on. I'll be in Denver tomorrow.

  Paladin : Well lucky people of Denver.

• Caleb Musgrove : It takes a lot less muscle to smile than to frown, I always say.

  Paladin : You do, do you.

  Caleb Musgrove : I don't like to brag, mister, but if it wasn't for me to put a little gin into things, this town'd shrivel up and die of tedium.

  Paladin : I trust your fellow citizens appreciate what you're doing.

  Caleb Musgrove : You look for appreciation in this world, mister, you're bound to die a disappointed man. No sir, I get my satisfactions out of a job well done.

• Paladin : [First lines]  Do you think there's something disgraceful about a man backing down when he doesn't have a chance? Stay and watch a man die, Nora, and learn something.

• Paladin : Shooting a man creates a rather intimate relationship, and I hate to be thrifty at another man's expense.