Hawaii Five-O (TV Series)

Once Upon a Time: Part 1 (1969)

Jack Lord: Det. Steve McGarrett

Quotes 

• Det. Steve McGarrett : Chin, you're gonna make a speech tomorrow.

  Chin Ho : Me? What do I talk about?

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Law and order.

  Chin Ho : For or against?

• Mary Ann Whalen : Dr. Fremont is a saint. A medical genius. And she's curing Tommy!

  Det. Steve McGarrett : She's a quack. She couldn't cure a ham.

• Frank Zipser : Mr. McGarrett, we are so to speak, in business.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : We are in business.

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [talking to his sister]  I'm a cop, remember sis?

• Det. Steve McGarrett : My sister did the Paul Revere bit, huh?

  Dr. C.L. Fremont : Uh huh... The cops are coming.

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [to Dr. Fremont]  You sold me that treatment machine because I laid 700 bucks under your greedy little nose!

• Dr. C.L. Fremont : Even now, I feel something for you... You feel it too, come on admit it.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : I'd rather take up housekeeping with a cobra.

• Dr. C.L. Fremont : "Know thine enemy", Napoleon... Good advice.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Who am I to argue with Napoleon?

• Dr. C.L. Fremont : McGarrett, look... I'm not looking for an ally, just a truce.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Not a chance!

• Mary Ann Whalen : [Refuses to believe that Dr. Fremont is a quack]  Look, Steve... I don't believe you, and I never will!

  Det. Steve McGarrett : The court will!

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [McGarrett has just found out that his sisters baby has died]  How right can you be, Danno?

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [Talking to Danny about Dr. Fremont]  On this one it otta be murder on a hundred counts!

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [to cab driver]  This smog could choke a skunk.

• Dr. C.L. Fremont : A man irresistible... I think that's why I sold you that machine.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : You sold me that machine because I laid 700 bucks under your greedy little nose!

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [to his sister about Dr. Fremont's machine]  You could plug that stupid thing into any wall socket and that two-bit transformer drops it down to 32 volts... Just enough to give the sucker that deep therapy hum...

  Mary Ann Whalen : That's a terrible thing to say, Steve!