- Philoctetes: Hey let me go, I-
- [sees how hot Jasmine is]
- Philoctetes: I'd like to introduce myself. Philoctetes, trainer of...
- Princess Jasmine: I'm married.
- Hades: [imitates Jafar] Good for you, you big scary booger-head, you! Ooh, boogah-boogah-boogah... Get him outta here, will ya, boys?