Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (TV Series)

Medea Culpa (1998)

Dean O'Gorman: Young Iolaus

Quotes 

• Young Iolaus : [Hercules and Iolaus spy on a pretty girl]  Where did she go?

  Medea : [she comes up behind Iolaus's and she has a knife to his's throat]  She's right behind you. Let me guess-- you thought I was drowning.

  Young Hercules : Please don't hurt him.

  Medea : Give me one good reason why I shouldn't.

  Young Hercules : Well-- he's a little misguided, but-- basically harmless.

  Young Iolaus : Oh, gee-- thanks.

  Medea : You think invading a woman's privacy is harmless?

• Young Iolaus : Where are you going?

  Young Hercules : Go and finish what I've started.

  Young Iolaus : Hold on. Hold on.

  Young Hercules : Iolaus, there's nothin' to talk about.

  Young Iolaus : Well, I think there is.

  Young Hercules : Well, what do you wanna hear, man? That I'm stupid for thinkin' I was fallin' in love with her?

  Young Iolaus : No! You took a chance-- you got burned! But that doesn't make you stupid!

  Young Hercules : I thought Jason was my friend. I can't believe he did this.

  Young Iolaus : Look-- you feel the way you feel. I can't blame you for it.

  Young Hercules : All right! So, what else do you wanna talk about?

  Young Iolaus : Okay-- Okay-- I'm gonna tell you something-- and you're not gonna like it. Sometimes, it's hard to be your friend.

  Young Hercules : What?

  Young Iolaus : Look, I'm no oracle. There are a lot of things I don't understand. But from the first day I met you-- I just _knew_ that you were destined for something the rest of us could only dream about! People like me-- and Jason-- normal people-- we'll be lucky if our names are even mentioned in the same breath as yours. And that is not always easy to live with.

  Young Hercules : Why are you defending him? If you're gonna tell me that jealousy makes people do stupid things, you can forget it-- 'cause that's no excuse.

  Young Iolaus : No, it's not...

  Young Hercules : Well, if I'm just so hard to be around, why don't you just leave?

  Young Iolaus : Cause I'm a better person for knowing you. Hey, I used to be a thief! Remember? And yeah, Jason made a mistake-- a big one! But if you could just give him half a chance-- you might be a better person for it, too.

• Young Hercules : Let's hope it doesn't snack between meals.

  Young Iolaus : You, uh-- you ever killed a monster before?

  Young Hercules : Yeah. The snake, remember? Ares' cavern?

  Young Iolaus : Maybe you should go first.

  Young Hercules : What, are you scared?

  Young Iolaus : No. Yeah.

  Young Hercules : Me, too.

• Young Iolaus : Yes! Yeah! Ooh! We bad! Ooh!

  Young Hercules : Yeah, you bad, all right.