- Sandy Hogan: OK - OK, OK; you won the truck show.
- Mark Hogan: Alright!
- Sandy Hogan: But you've lost your self-respect.
- David Hogan: I would say, Rich, that last night was one of the most incredible learning experiences of my entire life.
- Willie Hogan: [looking over globe with Mark] Come on! Pick a place, huh? Heyyy - Rio, huh? Picture us doing the samba with señoritas!
- Mark Hogan: This is a chance for us to spend some real quality time with Dad. We should choose something that's enriching and stimulating, that we can all enjoy together!
- Willie Hogan: ...Roller derby!
- Nick Avery: If you don't mind, I'd like to knock your teeth out, so I can be home in time to watch "Thundercats".
- David Hogan: [over school P.A. system] Uh, wait - one more thing... There's a certain story going around about Candice and I. Um... it's not true. Uh, nothing happened... Uh, I lied.
- Mrs. McGregor: Well. Isn't that interesting?