- General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Have all security precautions been strictly observed?
- Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, Herr General, don't I always do a good job for you?
- General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: If you did, I wouldn't be asking.
- Baker: All set at this end.
- Col. Hogan: All right, now I'll attach the mike to the other end of the clothes wire, drop it through their back window, and we're in business.
- LeBeau: I don't know, Colonel. I don't think it's gonna be all that easy. Those SS men are sharp, and they play rough.
- Carter: There's nothing to worry about. Nobody's gonna beat us at our own ballpark.
- [Two SS men enter their barracks and throw down some clothes and clothesline/wire, and then leave]
- Col. Hogan: It may be *our* ballpark, but *they* just hit a home run.