- Colonel Karla Hoffman: [ordering the others out of the room] I have observed that the psychic communication between Hogan and Schultz is very close. I must explore the matter further alone. Take a bottle and do not hurry back.
- General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: But, uh where is there to go in a prison camp?
- Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, leave that to me, General Burkhalter. The moonlight- it's beautiful on the laundry or the bakery. Oh, unforgettable.
- Newkirk: Imitating Hitler on radio: That Berlin is in ruins, Hamburg is a shambles, I order you not to believe these things!