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An Older Woman
Home Improvement
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Tim
: You are staying out past midnight and no more arguments!
Jill
: [
about Brad
] He's having dinner at 9:00. Just a couple years ago he's going to bed at 9:00.
Tim
: A couple years from now, *we'll* be going to bed at 9:00.
Jill
: I want to make this dinner real special. What is Samantha's favorite dish?
Brad
: Chicken Cordon Bleu with endive watercrest salad.
Jill
: We'll go with your favorite dish.
Brad
: Sloppy Joes and tater tots?
Mark
: Here comes the groom.
Brad
: Shut up.
Randy
: You know, Brad, we were thinking about places to have your bachelor party. How do you feel about Chuck E. Cheese's?
Mark
: Yeah , the groom gets free tokens.
Al Borland
: Why do you always put my face on anything you're about to maim or destroy?
Tim Taylor
: Because your butt won't fit.
Wilson
: That isn't the correct interpretation of Miss Gaskell's words.
Jill
: I don't think she'll complain. She's been dead 100 years.
Tim
: Hey, show a little respect. That's Eddie Haskell's mom, right?
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