Home Improvement (TV Series)

Heavy Meddle (1992)

Richard Karn: Al Borland

Quotes 

• Jill : How's it going in there?

  Al Borland : Well, right now Tim and Hank are explaining to Bob just what it feels like to be pregnant.

  Wanda : Oh yeah, right! The day one of those HeMen goes to the John and shoots a 9 pound ham out of his butt, then he can talk!

• Al Borland : [Referring to Karen]  Do you think it would be alright if I asked her out for coffee?

  Tim Taylor : Y'know, Karen's quite a handful.

  Al Borland : My mother is a handful. I like that in a woman!

• Al Borland : [Referring to Tim's party]  I could bring jerky.

  Tim Taylor : They say you are what you eat, Al!