Home Improvement (TV Series)
Nothing More Than Feelings (1991)
Tim Allen: Tim Taylor
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Quotes
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Jill : What, do you have rocks in your head? Don't you think?
Tim : Let's talk about who doesn't think for a minute - who drove around for two days with the oil light on?
Jill : Wait - I thought you said you weren't going to bring up the oil light.
Tim : With all those rocks in my head, sometimes I don't know *what* I'm sayin'!
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Tim : My wife drools in her sleep. I'm not talking a little puddle. I'm talking about hook up the hose, let's water the lawn.
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Al Borland : We only have a few minutes left.
Tim : Al, we're having an important discussion here.
Al Borland : About drool, Tim?
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Tim : I was thinking about what you said in the garage about that drool thing and you were right. I overstepped my bounds and I was really insensitive... You notice, I paused there in case you want to say "I forgive you, Tim."
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Tim : You know why I like tools? Because they fix things - you tear down a motor, see the problem, it's right there - boom; it's fixed. I wish I could fix things between us that easily.